Walk into any traditional sushi spot in Tokyo, and you’ll notice something American health food menus get spectacularly wrong: the....
Soggy nori. Sad, crumbly rolls that fall apart the second you look at them sideways. If this sounds familiar, I....
I’m just going to say it: the first time I tried making brown rice sushi, it looked like someone had....
Look, if sushi required a drawer full of specialty gadgets, the rest of us would be eating sad takeout forever.....
You know the moment. You’re standing in front of your fridge at 11 AM, staring at last night’s takeout container....
Look, I know it sounds ridiculous to get picky about soda. But here’s the thing: a Paloma is basically tequila,....
That iconic red orange halo on a craft margarita? That’s not just salt trying to be fancy. That’s Tajín and....
Look, I’m not going to pretend I didn’t feel slightly ridiculous the first time I lit a tiny pile of....
Look, I don’t say this lightly: Motor City Pizza from Costco genuinely ruined other frozen pizzas for me. And apparently....
Look, if you’re one of the 3 million Americans with celiac disease or part of the much larger crowd who....
Look, I have strong feelings about leftover pizza. And those feelings are: it deserves better than what most people do....
Frozen pizza: weeknight hero, label math villain. Here’s the thing nobody tells you in the freezer aisle: a single frozen....
Look, I’m not here to pretend I’m above frozen pizza. I love frozen pizza. It’s there for me at 9pm....
Here’s a drive thru plot twist I still find weirdly delightful: most McDonald’s locations aren’t owned by McDonald’s. They’re run....
You know that feeling when you go to your favorite chain in a different city and everything tastes… off? Like....
You know that feeling when you really want a burger, but you also want to be able to bend over....
In-N-Out’s “secret menu” is about as secret as when someone whispers “don’t tell anyone” in a room full of people....
If you’ve ever seen a headline like “In-N-Out is coming to [YOUR STATE]!!!” and immediately started mentally rearranging your weekly....
Life is too short for sad, limp fries that fold over like a tiny potato hammock. If I’m paying drive....
Lard is making a quiet comeback. Many people grew up hearing it was “bad,” but the full story is more....